Rodney: "This is the best it can ever be. It doesn't go much more than this. It's hanging on by a thread."
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Michael (left): "I started growing my mustache my senior year of high school, and I've shaved it a handful of times, but it always makes its' way back." Jack (middle): "I grew my mustache because Michael had a cool mustache, and it stuck around." Noah (right): "I also grew my mustache because Michael grew his mustache."
