Sebastian: "The one thing that I like about my mustache is that it stays twirly no matter what I do, and no matter what type of day I have, the twirls always stay up."
There are many mustaches, but a true San Francisco Mustache Alert (SFMA) is triggered when one or more of the following occur: the wearer is a young man, has a mullet, is heavily tattooed, and is wearing a baseball hat or beanie.