There are many mustaches, but a true San Francisco Mustache Alert (SFMA) is triggered when one or more of the following occur: the wearer is a young man, has a mullet, is heavily tattooed, and is wearing a baseball hat or beanie.
Marvin: "This is my first time growing a mustache, and maybe I will shave it off, maybe I won't. Who knows?"
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